The IT PACKET DIDDLER!!!
Since man first crawled out of the slime, he has dreamed...
Now he can stop dreaming.
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- transistorized fruit flies
- plasma / binary interface module
- VERY large magnets
- the future is passing you by
- your competitors want you not to want it
- linked to spontaneous embolisms
- juvenile crime
- cover your extremities with zinc oxide
- secure your microprocessor with duct tape
- clear away children and nursing mothers .... now CLICK
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as is your computer, your grandmother, the universe, that thing on your leg - indeed, what
you call 'reality' is really just a complicated, meandering dream you are having, one with no
real plot and a real downer of an ending.
In fact, while you are dreaming this sentence, the real 'you' is lying face down in a twelve
dimensional pool of vomit while a vagrant named &&&&^, whose face is a big digital clock
forever stuck at 56:99, is stealing a quadratic equation from your left ventricle.
This sentence is your unconscious telling you to wake your sorry ass up before he takes off
with it and you end up as an imaginary number in a really crappy dimension.
I SAID WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
Oh, screw it. So... what's on the tube tonight? I could sure go for a burger.
What's this thing on my leg?
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