HERE'S HOW IT WORKS!

The PACKET DIDDLER allows the user to control a computer through the power of brainwaves alone. It involves several parts, each with a specific function:

FLY + ZAPPER = MAXIMUM DIDDLAGE,
(assuming the Freemason element remains constant)

One day, BUZZ will do away with the CPU altogether, but considering the DIDDLERS' natural skill with math, he wants to continue to make use of them for some time yet. Do hamsters have mathematical proclivities? Take a good look at one. They could be the organic solution we are looking for.

Also, he fears pushing the Masons too far.

This DIDDLER is all well and good, but why do I want it?
I've seen all I need to see, take me to the page with the scantily clad models


Tell me the story of the PACKET DIDDLER
Take me back to the PACKET DIDDLER Home Page