HERE'S HOW IT WORKS!
The PACKET DIDDLER allows the user to control a computer through the power of brainwaves alone.
It involves several parts, each with a specific function:
- LARGE MAGNETS, placed near the CPU, subdue the DIDDLERS by flattening them against
the tops of their transistor huts. This makes them easier to manipulate. However, brainwaves are erratic, making it necessary
for the user to use...
- HYDROPONICS, which, once burned and inhaled, serve to modulate and intensify the user's brainwaves so that they
can be received by the similarly sedated...
- FRUIT FLIES, which begin to act like
remote extensions of the sedated human's brain cells, moving exactly as the unconscious
mind directs them (their brains being much simpler versions of human brains). Once the fruit flies have been completely harmonised with the electrochemical impulses
coming from the human's brain, they begin to spiral into the...
- ZAPPER in accordance with precise instructions from the brain.The zapper sends a steady current
through the CPU; a current which is briefly broken or modulated each time a fruit fly
vaporises itself on it. When the current is broken,the DIDDLERS react to the resulting
change of wavelength. The direction and magnitude of the Diddler's movement varies according to the size and
velocity of the fruit fly according to the formula:
FLY + ZAPPER = MAXIMUM DIDDLAGE,
(assuming the Freemason element remains constant)
One day, BUZZ will do away with the CPU altogether, but considering the DIDDLERS' natural skill with
math, he wants to continue to make use of them for some time yet. Do hamsters have mathematical
proclivities? Take a good look at one. They could be the organic solution we are looking for.
Also, he fears pushing the Masons too far.
This DIDDLER is all well and good, but why do I want it?
I've seen all I need to see, take me to the page with the scantily clad models
Tell me the story of the PACKET DIDDLER
Take me back to the PACKET DIDDLER Home Page