The Age of Chaos is upon you. There's nothing to be done about it. You are advised to carry on...If you must know, the current actions of an unlikely cipher clerk in an unlikely North American city are having the effect of ending the world. Let it be said, however, that the fault lies not with him, but with the Creator of said world. It was He who, in the beginning, allowed certain errors to creep into the source code, errors which have compounded and are now manifesting themselves in our clerk's apocalyptic activities. The attached documents will show that the clerk is merely following this Creator's program.
Our clerk, you see, while attending university, applied for a work term he saw posted on a job board. The application was shortlisted and he was granted an interview. Soon he will start his new job.
