Hermeneutic Fun House

It's Meme-oriffic!
Welcome to the hermeneutic fun house! It's your one stop shop for turgid tales of the unexpected and various other creative oddments which I have written &/or composed myself. Some are hypertexted graphical extravaganzas; some are ordinary, albeit shamelessly derivative of Kafka, short stories; others are, well, we'll just have to see...
Here is a table of contents:  
King Felix The End of Onanology  
Jobs? Jobs? Jobs!  
Mrs. Waters is Insane
A hypertext expose of the shadowy world of excellence promotion.
Hey Man, Lay off the Chicken Hey man, lay off the chicken A 'boy meets chicken' story
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