-2- WELCOME ABOARD!
What's that, you say? The Institute
welcoming me? That's right, you're on the team now. You really are.
One of us. Part of the whole. An aspect of the fullness. Hey, 'nuff chat...
what say we promote some excellence around here! Here's a FAQ to get you
FAQ for New Team Members
INSOP is all about excellence. And
working together. And not working apart. INSOP is about everything you
think it is about. It's about you, and all the people who work with you,
and the fixed capital associated with them. Things of that nature. Like
we say... if it's in you, it's in INSOP, and if it's around you it's fixed
capital. Do not take fixed capital out of the building.
Dial Avagadro's number to nine decimal
points, followed by the telephone number you want to call. When the person
answers, whisper the word, 'bimple' and hang up. The computer will call
you back and reconnect you. Deviate from these directions and you will
be drenched in a gelatinous substance. Then won't your face be red! Eyes,
There's no 'others' in INSOP - only
brothers (and sisters)! If someone is laughing, it is INSOP laughing, and
you should laugh along. You'll find the halls of INSOP echo with so much
laughter you'll go mad with joy.
Who isn't the automator(?) The
automator automates. The automator's letter is A.
A thrilling letter indeed. Obey it.
Get back to work, you! Don't worry, the fun's on us.